Everything you say
will be taken down and used against you
I say I comfort eat, they provided an array of cheap food
I stock for a rainy day
but methinks though
what raving red-blooded heterosexual male
would rather have food and grow a big belly
rather than the charms of a desirable woman
the only conclusion I can reach
Such a man is not interested in
that desirable lady
Ain't no Brain Surgeon needed
to work that out
Kapish or words to that effect