He’s bombastic When being sarcastic And also he’s elastic I wonder if he’s spastic Although we know Right from the get go He says it isn’t so As we watch his nose grow
He’s bombastic But thinks that he’s fantastic Now that things are getting drastic He comes off as plastic So his lack of leadership Shows on every TV clip As he just lets it rip While his ratings start to slip
He’s bombastic And enthusiastic When he should be monastic He’s certainly not scholastic Now he’s a circus clown Who refuses to lay down He thinks he wears a crown Which only makes us frown
He’s bombastic On the verge of being megaloblastic He would like to be dynastic Though maybe that’s too drastic Cuz we can’t take much more Of that you can be sure He’s rotten to the core And I’ve told you that before