****** Mary, Laced with Celery Salt!

Assaulted by taste buds,
The queen of hearts,
Not lovely,
Dressed not as diamond queen,
Exchanged!
For celery,

Mary the first of England and Ireland,
Politically,
Religiously,
Not at all correct!

Her life's long gone,
Memories of her linger on,
Served in a drink,
Laced by vile dynasty,
Dynasty of celery,
In tomato juice suspended,
In animate,
Even the ***** is really offended!

Whether celery or salt,
Tales changed over many years,
Was named after actress,
Not the wicked queen first thought,
Mary Pickford,
Actress of note,
Drank in a bar,
Named 'The Bucket of Blood',
All I can chant from me to thee,
****** Mary,
Have this one on me!


By ladylivvi1

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