It is not until someone dies and leaves a substantial will that we experience what once and twice removed actually means, distant is another term that enters the fray. Family ties, direct relationships, kin common ancestry, lineage and more recently, DNA. All turn up at the Solicitors office. Before the envelope is opened the common denominator is presumed hereditary, whereas after, this perception changes when capital becomes vulture prey of the diseased. Avarice growls in bitterness as wanton women espoused via copulated couplings, assert entitlement by way of equitable proportions based on democratic dividends as a prerequisite bi product of association despite never even spending time with the old man!