****** oathe I am cool, mate Don’t ya think I am the coolest dude in Canberra Don’t ya think I really oh really the coolest dude around I am cool very cool yes indeed ****** oathe I am very cool Don’t ya think I know how to be very cool Don’t ya think Everyone in this town Thinks I am so cool ****** oathe I am cool Don’t ya think I am into watching football I am into watching Netflix I love life when I go out anywhere I like watching sports like skateboarding comps Because that kind of sport makes me cool I have memories of being at the skatepark having fun I never could ride a board mate But I still had fun Everybody knows I am the coolest dude around And nobody can take my cool away ****** oathe I am cool mate Oh yes I am I used to party in the clubs drinking gross drinks What I can’t understand why people choose to follow in my footsteps Maybe it is because I am so cool ****** oathe I am cool Everyone I know people like me, ****** oathe. I know ****** is rude but it is still cool oh yeah I am cooler than everyone