Appetizers....Wedges cooked in fakery served with disinformation and misinformation
Main course....Discord and Disharmony stepped in hot division and savory disunity
Side dish....Confusion and Instability stirred in peppered Emotional assaults and garnished with senses upheavals
A veritable array of Sweets and Confectioneries
Iced glace Slander in white chocolate sauce
Mixed Nuts marinated in Envy Fool
Small Spotted ***** with assorted STD creams
Baked Lies truffles pan-fried in Red aspic
Thugs Jelly and Loony Meringue
Caned Fruit-lops in Mud pies
Sour slimy trolls jellied Eels
Distressed White marshmallows
Please visit Cafe la Psychos et Anodyne Vigilantes at Fools and Brainwashed Cowards Corner, offΒ Β London Tonton Macoutes Blind Alley opposite left of Personality Changers Dumb Svengali's Inn Red Square, London
We look forward to your visit, you may never leave