Cradles to caskets and everything
  between you need we have for sale
  at the General Store. We're living
  at the edge of society with savages
  just outside our walls bloodthirsty
  and hunting for scalps and women.
  Remingtons for sale and Colt pistols.
  Tend your fields and break horses.
  Whip mules to pull your plows and
  pray to your god for rain and sun.
  Feed your infant and **** for more.
  You need field hands for the harvest.