The chicken coop unmanned, adrift at sea Rolls aimlessly upon hormonal swells. Her crew, well-versed in gynecology Repaint in pink dull feminism's hells. Such lunacy as ovulates their womb Impels them now to celebrate our doom.
First freed from God, then finally, from men, The silly sailors, decked like women's parts Scold gender's greater half, like hens, and then Cluck on, devoid of biologic arts; Useless fowl, squawking fit to neuter us Who dare exist without a ******.
PROMPT #5: incorporate a whole bunch of things into a metaphoric poem