Because of the impending
food shortages after Wall
St. writing turns to graffiti
with malicious content.

I have begun to scale back
my consumption just to
be prepared for such an
eventually and I discovered
that by chewing more, one
eats less, but not only that!

No more forking, as it has
been my observation for
some time now, that all the
cultures using chopsticks
suffer less from obesity
than the rest of the world.

Today it took me a half an
hour to finish my porridge,
the boiled egg even longer.