Hi dudes and dudettes welcome to Jupiter moon where we are doing a concert and our next performer is briano alliano who performs some great silly songs you might enjoy Hi I am Briano and my first song is Jesus said
Jesus said something wonderful Jesus said something true Oh yeah it is the truth there is a chance he never come Jesus’s light is more powerful than you You see Jesus can walk on water Then he can turn water into wine He was killed on the cross On Good Friday but was born again Easter Sunday Oh Jesus sweet Jesus why did you let trapper trap everybody with the coronavirus Come on Jesus tell me why It makes me believe that you never came Your power is less powerful than me
And the next song is why have they cancelled all the sports except horse racing
You see I like the Aussie rules And rugby league is pretty rad too Rugby union shows us how to play right And basketball is cool as well I am glad we finished the cricket in time But ipl is suffering, man So why oh ****** why Do the horses still racing it just puzzles me right till the end I know trapper hates sport and people having fun He wants people to sit in their homes Finding a way to catch the sun But in the prime of the virus We still have horse racing You think it would be hard seeing that The spectatars are the important part Sports are cool and trapper has us Right where he wants us And cancelling all the bell sports It isn’t very cool mate
Ok and now here is the song about trapper who I mentioned in the other two songs and the causer of the coronavirus
Last night I dreamt about The bad coronavirus bug And I said it was trapper The cause of it all And the judge and jury Say trapper isn’t true Even my old friend Andrew Said he was a load of crap The only one who believes in him Is me is me is me, the only one I reckon people could be informed About the danger that trapper Could do to us Everybody oh everybody thought I was crazy But how can you explain How the virus could strike us down They say only hooligans believe in That great ghost And if you were down on earth You would be crazy if you say it was him Only trapper can **** us yeah With Corona Corona Corona Is the disease he brings Trapper is striking us down You thought I was crazy but trapper is real, yes he is striking us down Andrew oh Andrew what do you have to say How else can you explain this crazy virus we have He will say it is the devil but well it is a total crap Trapper could be the devil incarnate Only trapper says we’re doomed The sports the arts the night clubs the acting world keeping nice people in their houses Trapper has us all And Athena is working with scientists to hopefully find a vaccine or cure So let’s hope Athena can stop him From harming the innocent And let us go out again and socialise