I can’t have a beer with Duncan
Cause of the coronavirus yeah
We can’t drink in moderation
Unless we do it with family at home
The town and country is closed
To the public yes
I can’t have a beer with Duncan
Covid 19 is a bad thing
I can’t have a beer with Kevin
Oh yeah no beer with Kev
And if we have 5 people
I can’t drive him home
In his big old chev
If I have a beer with Kevin
Just with me and him
And social distancing yeah
We will celebrate a little win
I wanna have a beer with Patrick
Really that will be grand
But we must follow the rules of
Coronavirus cause if we don’t
We get trapped by trappers hand
We must enjoy a beer
And we must not socialise with too many
Because if we do, the police will
Drag us out off our *****
And with the coronavirus
We can’t socialise without distancing
Our people from other people yeah
Hopefully they will find a vaccine or cure to stop the spread
Because at the moment we must wash our hands or we’re dead