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Apr 2020
Imagine, if there were no
**** Sapiens on Earth.

There would be no more
(humane killers) slaughter
houses or hanging beef
dangling like pendulums
in refrigerated Juggernauts
traversing the  auto routes
of Europe.

Hens would be free range
ending forced urbanisation
for foxes.

Cats would be nocturnal
thus not domesticated.
Sleeping during the day
and not killing young birds.

Crows would be able to nest
on the chimney pots used
for polluting our Universe
with carbon monoxide.

Fish would be able to breath
deep without inhaling micro
particles of discarded plastic.

God would avail of this
Covid Crisis and rid the
planet of at least 50% of
its inhabitants but for a
dilemma, as to which half,
because women are equally
as destructive as the men!

"YEAH, BUT I NEVER
BUNGED UP AN S BEND
WITH A SANITARY PAD"

" but you often ****** on
  toilet seats in unisex wc's"

"I DID, BUT THAT WAS
FOR BLOCKING THE
****** TOILET"
Ryan O'Leary
Written by
Ryan O'Leary  Mallow.
(Mallow.)   
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