Back in the days of Vietnam We said: “Make Love, not war.” No matter how many Cong we killed Like Doritos, they made more. Walter Cronkite helped keep score as the toll grew ever higher. Foes relentless as the monsoon rains They made Nam a quagmire. We killed them all three times at least Surely all of them were gone. Then shortly after we had left They turned up in Saigon! Now we’re in a forever war without a likely winner. A pity we can claim a draw And bring the boys home for dinner.