Hi everybody This is Brian Allan I am on Jupiter And I will sing fly burgers A poem I wrote when I was social Which is being watched very carefully at present Here it is Fly burgers are good enough to eat Fly burgers are such a tasty treat Just catch a blowie between two buttered buns Add some lettuce and tomato And make sure you wash your hands You see there is no footy on Because of the coronavirus yeah So the flies wouldn’t get caught On the barbecue No old man no young boy Anymore in this world The flies didn’t do it But they are still disease carriers So please wash your hands Fly burgers are good enough to eat Fly burgers are such a tasty treat Just catch a blowie between two buttered buns Add some lettuce and tomato And make sure you wash your hands No restaurants at the moment So there will be no flies Parking on the griller The virus is turning people From being nice to an old yeller Don’t worry about the flies Getting in your food No restaurant isn’t open No fly burgers That is good Fly burgers are good enough to eat Fly burgers are such a tasty treat Just catch a blowie between two buttered buns Add lettuce and tomato And please wash your hands Now hopefully the virus will be over Before the summer time So friends can drop round sharing coke and beer and having a great time At present there is no bbq man Noticing a fly upon his back So keep the swat amongst your friends Don’t spread the virus to jack Fly burgers are good enough to eat Fly burgers are such a tasty treat Just catch a blowie between two buttered buns Add some lettuce and tomato And please wash your hands The hospital is busy this year Despite nobody having fun Flies are still spreading germs Straight flat bang in you More people dying from the coronavirus yeah But flies are still spreading germs Don’t eat fly burgers if you don’t want to die Fly burgers don’t eat them you stupid fool Fly burgers as long as you keep your distance swim in the pool But if a fly lands on you You will catch a germ And maybe the virus will hit you Like a little worm But if a fly lands on you You will catch a germ And maybe and maybe The virus will hit you hit you Like. A. Little Worm No good