Mr. President ain’t no way, That I’m killing me okay? I don’t care what you say Even if it’s here to stay I know you anticipate Easter as a magic date In spite of Coronagate That will somehow seal our fate
Despite what the virus does You want things the way they was Could that be just becuz It’s in your reelection claus Beg your pardon, it’s quite gorie Everything ain’t ***** dory You’re really starting to bore me Your prognostications are premature see
You’re more concerned with your wealth Than you are with our health And so you act as if by stealth Against the interest of our commonwealth But we now have a greater need That clearly trumps you sense of greed And we’re determined that you not succeed With counting dollars while we bleed
The death rate is starting to mount So fast that we’re losing count Which clearly is tantamount To you having zeros in your bank account He has become such a bad actor Through all of this, money’s his motivating factor The Commander and Chief is a major distractor Like dealing with a nuclear reactor