How is the story going in Germany Angela?
Oh: not bad Donald, but just to give it a bit
more oomph I am going into fake quarantine !

And you, Boris, how is it with you?
Not great Donald, we need a more convincing
story, like a Royal death, The Queen would do it !

What about you Emanuel, are the French buying it?
Je ne sais pas, je pense pas, surtout les Gilets Jaunes,
mais si on a un grande greve de boulangers, il va marche !

I must not forget you Leo, how're things in Ireland?
Going from bad to worse Donald, they are accepting the
isolation, but they are all making illicit whiskey from home.