Act like a lady they say
As they gaze at your clothing
Thinking it indecent
But still longing for more uncovered skin.
Act like a lady they say
When they see you with the other sex
Thinking you're nothing but a hussy,
But all the while wishing it was them with you instead.
Act like a lady they say
As the gape at the immodest photos
plastered on billboards and magazine covers
But thinking nothing of their stack of dirty little secrets
Hidden under their beds.
Act like a lady?
How about you act like a gentleman.