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Mar 2020
Etymology "Sham Rogue"
ancient Irish Tinker Talk.
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The US president, known
to the world, as a master
of marketing, was sitting
by the window of his oval
office, when he spotted
Prime Minister Leo Varadkar
making his way up through the
lawn with a Waterford Glass
bowl full of weeds from Ireland.
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(All American Presidents
have no choice but wear it
on St Patricks Day. Not only
that, the New York Police
switch all the traffic lights
to green and publicans
dye the Hudson River).

  (Donny T Thinking)
                
" How in the **** did they
  get to market a sixteen
  hundred old story of a
  drunken snake charmer
  who was kicked out of
  every county in Ireland
  for selling anaemic clover
  with only three leaves to
  the local Chieftains whom
  he convinced, was a new
  strain of Trifolium Minus,
  an energetic substance when
  boiled with cabbage acted as
  an aphrodisiac and essential
  life preserving ingredient
  giving the illusion of eternal
  youth, wit, gift of the gab and
  necks like jockey's bollixes " ?
Ryan O'Leary
Written by
Ryan O'Leary  Mallow.
(Mallow.)   
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