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Mar 2020
St Patrick was conman,
a shyster, and a rogue.

He almost  pulled a fast one,
on the folks of Tir na Nog.

He tried to sell the locals,
what he described as ****,

But it was grown at Lysaghts,
from greyhound cabbage seed.

Then he took it further, by
ridding the land of snakes,

a stunt that didn't go down well,
in the paradise of the rakes.

Finnbar Rubens took a stance,
a challenge to the Bishop Pat,

He built a garden out the back
where the ****** often sat.

It's a land of Saints and Scholars
where they never mention thieves

In Dublin they have their Strumpets
but in Mallow we have our Eve's.
Ryan O'Leary
Written by
Ryan O'Leary  Mallow.
(Mallow.)   
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