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Ryan O'Leary
Poems
Mar 2020
Saint Patrick.
St Patrick was conman,
a shyster, and a rogue.
He almost pulled a fast one,
on the folks of Tir na Nog.
He tried to sell the locals,
what he described as ****,
But it was grown at Lysaghts,
from greyhound cabbage seed.
Then he took it further, by
ridding the land of snakes,
a stunt that didn't go down well,
in the paradise of the rakes.
Finnbar Rubens took a stance,
a challenge to the Bishop Pat,
He built a garden out the back
where the ****** often sat.
It's a land of Saints and Scholars
where they never mention thieves
In Dublin they have their Strumpets
but in Mallow we have our Eve's.
Written by
Ryan O'Leary
Mallow.
(Mallow.)
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