the miles between point a and b are too many but as always, the race is on
...and oh, yes i am in a race of my own creation
brain calculates and recalculates eyes darting vehicles sunlight road mirror (is that an officer of the law?)
i practice the smoothest curves fluid motions but at the same time sweet sassy maggy follow the rules
don't forget the coffee for the love of god make it to the one gas station by 7 for ****'s sake, get around the blue car the black car the raggedy old truck before the exit or you know you. are. *******. for. miles.
for christ's sake, use all your ******* skill to get a around a stupid slow truck farm equipment or a semi before thou shall not pass or you know your rage will be uncontrollable
things are going well you feel confident...you will be on time you are flying and no one can touch you your driving is flawless that crazy sun is shining and the bass is vibrating your bones
and then t i m e s l o w s as William H. Macy, you see it it's that ******* Kia Sportage
adrenaline shoots into my veins muscles tense and i slam into manual 4....3 take that! woman cruising like you're on a lazy sunday drive smoking a cigarette like it's 1950.
don't you know that i'm in a race, and you are my nemesis?