Crashing through the morning Like a Bull in a china shop Like a White man in a jungle movie
**** chest-rumbling eleven- o’clock-pm voice Echoing, echoing in the six o’clock am sunrise
Clearing the mist… Scattering the dew…
Disturbing… the… peace…
Would never hurt his feelings and say Baby please don’t walk with me
Although I can’t see myself causing him pain At times I want to make it plain And say-
Honey… Shut the hell up…
You’re scaring all the animals away Mr. Woodpecker’s not pecking, Ms. Mockingbird’s not mocking, And I haven’t seen my young squirrel friend today Then I missed the opening of the Morning Glories, Cuz you were standing in the way.
But alas These things to my dear sweetie I know I’ll never say
Cuz my loud baby Loves me And THAT, Much more than my early morning walk, Is what gets me through my day.