Rat a tat tat on wobbly
                 wheels whilst standing
on wet floors trying
                    not to touch anything
but your phallus, which
             despite being aimed with
good intentions proves
              to be an inaccurate effort
resulting in the untethered
      hosepipe syndrome spraying
un-lifted toilet seats by
          previous females who then
blame us doggy ******'s
              for not being considerate
when the fault lies fair
            and square with Irish Rail
for not providing stand up
         urinals thus preventing this
ridiculous incontinence
                                from recurring


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