A tiny little island Made of unusual interesting people All milling around Doing pretty much nothing The beach is completely deserted Why is a beach deserted The streets empty as space What a place this is It’s warm yet cool And the shops sell towels Which is funny Cause nobody is on the beach An ice cream parlour Just near the sea Is nice not for the ice cream But because the girl is flirting I wander into a music shop And buy some tapes It’s not like home Because it’s quiet What a place this is But I have to go home Why oh why Do I have to go home