She was awful cute the public defender thought So he figured out a way to talk to her in the hall Did so in a break Did she like coffee and could she have some with him? It was a date Lisa with the flaxen hair That precious smile So sinewy her lithe figure Our boy filled with desire Doing his best to make some time Romance at the courthouse is not as hard come by As maybe you would think If I told you how many judges have married their court reporters You’d probably wink Charlie kept at it Assiduously He’d pop by her courtroom with regularity They went to dinner Hiking in the hills He finally kissed her Both of them thrilled He looked at her with longing Which she returned in full You can see where this is heading They both said “I will” They now have whippersnappers The full panoply They still work at that courthouse Ever after, happily