Joe McCormick never lies He's honest And caring He carries good vibes He tells us his stories And takes lots of shrooms He tells us he loves us but he's not in the mood I cut myself open and say look at me You're the dad I never had You're the calm in all my dreams Joe McCormick barely works But he has alot of degrees He writes until he's bored and then he smokes some **** He misses California He misses LSD But now he's married and aging Hoping no one sees