Global warming has just
been downgraded to a
lesser issue, Coronavirus
is now in number one spot.

Greta Thunberg is furious,
said it is a Chinese plot to
camouflage the crisis which
no one but herself agrees with.

World war three has moved
up the charts with US & Israel
doing a duet in lead vocals
shouting down the Ayatollah.

Brexit is about to be removed
as the European audiences
expressed their feelings of
saturation over the issue.

Impeachment is again another
over played record that many
disc jockeys felt was scratched
and jumping about on the needle.

Harry & Meghan were sacrificed
in order to save the Palace further
embarrassment over their *******,
this tale is not even in the top ten now.

Yellow Vests have been moved by the
Brits, talks of a referendum on EEC
membership has just entered at 20,
but could move up to one shortly.