The Studio Head said

its a new initiative by the Republicans

get the Disadvantaged writing soap scripts

those that can put words together in sentences

look. I know its ha ha nonsense by nonsense ha ha

just useless fantasies from one-track unimaginative minds

its never gonna air neither does it have any bearings to reality

but it keeps these immature juveniles busy and off the **** streets

makes the facking schmucks feel important and hides their

inferiority

its an escape valve for their insanity and we know we have them in

control

The Studio Head said

its an initiative called ' Giving a Dog a Bone '

the Heads know how to manipulate the disadvantaged

just brain wash the suckers, make them feel part of something

give them a unifying assignment, tell them they can have power

But whatever you do, do not laugh in front of them or make them

realize they are fools on fools errands, that is our secret, keep it