No ghosts of Christmas Long deceased Could bring this Bitter recluse Peace Can’t make me feel Appeals to reason Nor good tiding’s Seasons greetings Leading to My guilt admission No persistent Apparition Yields my penitent Submission Crippled-Cratchet-crutch Contrition Errant in my unapparent Heir I bare The lion’s share Of wealth, it’s mine I do not care Of other’s health Or ill-repine No petty pity Robs me blind Nor filthy pauper’s paws A dime Shall ever from mine own Divest So spooks I beg you Let me rest And leave me to My undisturbed Lamenting torments I deserved Accursed by misfortunes Earned Still haunted by The lovers spurned Hellfire hath My bridges burned So turn from me, Depart, Be gone Fell spectral fiends Before the dawn’s Unbearable Arising heralds More unwelcome Christmas carols