I tried to figure out what to do.
(I'm bored you see)
So, I figured I'd write a line or two.
(Hell, I could write more than three)

So, here I am, click, clack, clickitty, clack
(That's keyboard presses)
Trying to type away my modern heart attack
(That's women in cute dresses)

I listen, I sing, I play
(iTunes offers impressive influence)
I wring my brain in the midst of day
(School no longer on offense)

So I write, seeking gains
(I hope you like it)
I write from experience, common pains
(Like cleaning dog ****)

I wear horse heads
(I get so bored)
I bleed in clean beds
(Then I remain floored)

Only you
(What's happening?)
I take two
(I can't stop; it's maddening)