The land loomed around him full of everything everything which he could want everything he detested like a mirror maze he saw himself bending wildly out of shape cast in odd angles the clouds rained upwards and the people spoke in a strange foreign tongue harsh and lyrical and blunt the road he was on was paved with cast gold corpses pretty corpses would he become the next stretch? it seemed unlikely armed with only a much needed sense of arrogance he walked on towards champion mountain the best that ever was the best that would ever come entirely forgettable