Roses are red.
Portals are blue.
How can I explain the feelings of love for you?
I gave you a turret, Shiny and new.
You gave it right back, because it shot bullets into you.
I gave you a Cube Companion, weighted and fine.
You threw it down a hole, because it threatened to stab you all the time.
I gave you a combustible lemon, nice and ripe.
You burned my house down in the middle of the night.
I gave you real confetti, Colorful and full of taste.
You threw it away, because it was just taking up space.
I gave you a portal of orange and blue
You saw that I loved you and now you do too