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Briscoe
Poems
Jan 2020
Better Than Pepperspray
I carry my ukele to the toilet after midnight
So if monsters attack
I can threaten them with a beating
And if they aren't scared by that
I can play it.
"How can you tell the difference between ukulele songs?
The name."
-An old joke
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Briscoe
18/M/Australia
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