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Jan 2020
I carry my ukele to the toilet after midnight
So if monsters attack
I can threaten them with a beating
And if they aren't scared by that
I can play it.
"How can you tell the difference between ukulele songs?

The name."
-An old joke
Written by
Briscoe  18/M/Australia
(18/M/Australia)   
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     Khoisan and Patrick
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