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Apr 2013
"I am going to kick you in the *** in the face.
Not because it will go that far up your ***,
but because your head is already there."

"My boots are not that big,
my legs are not that strong,
but your face is already there."
In reference to Amazon.com and their ever-so-helpful customer support.
Anubis the Philosomancer
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Anubis the Philosomancer  29/We're all a bit mad here.
(29/We're all a bit mad here.)   
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