Your job is to defend him I guess Though you don’t brief the press You prefer to be a Fox News guest And regularly attack all the rest It’s easy enough to read the tea Cuz the whole wide world can see He’s a liar and that is key He chopped down the cherry tree
Now that his impeachment is alive The question for Number 45 Is whether or not he’ll survive? And continue to seemingly thrive What do you hope to prove That the President can’t be removed Even though it is behooved And the waters willl never be smoothed
Given all of this, you say nevertheless You have to do your very best To account for him I guess And you seem to be passing the test So you present your alternate facts And provide what the story lacks Like before you so did countless hacks Who proudly call themselves flacks
You csn’t stand up to the give and take Cuz you would be exposed as a fake Or someone clearly on the make So you won’t give the press a break We’ll see you on the campaign stump Out there shilling for Dona;d Trump Who’ll play you for a chump Before you land in the trash dump