I would love to have a beer with Duncan
And get totally ******
Wobbling all over the fucken floor
Giving every girl a kiss
Being intoxicated is what we do for fun
I would love to have a beer with Duncan
Cause he’s number 1
I would love to have a beer with Patrick
Cause he is a father figure, yeah
He will show me the right way to get drunk
So we don’t have the cops spoiling our ****** fun
He would jump up over me
Ready to fucken spew
I would love to have a beer with Patrick
Cause he’s a cool dude
I would love to have a beer with Barry
When we go to the pub
And then some guy cause him a great big old fogie but nowadays that guy is probably a snob
Barry will buy a packet of the finest chips, oh yeah
I would love to have a beer with Barry
And give him the stare
I would love to have a beer with Paul berenyi
Because he is so cool
He will drink methane like it is going out of fashion, to improve his next life who is driving trucks in the mines
You see whether it is a boy or girl mate he will still do that
I would love to have a beer with Paul berenyi
Cause really he is a cool katt
I would love to have a beer with Christopher
Yes that would be pretty cool
He is succeeding in his job and he is having fun
And yes oh yeah he breaks no rule
You see he provides for his family
Which means a lot
I would love to have a beer with Christopher
Cause he is no silly sod
I would love to have a beer with Alexander
I would love to have a beer with my pop
I would drink with him forever
Right untill the world goes pop
Giving gifts of oysters and two lambs ready to eat
Because if I have a beer with Alexander I will get a good treat
Beer beer ****** good beer
Having a good beer with everyone here
Drinking the worlds finest beer
Fast or slow Duncan is here
I would love to have a beer with Duncan
Yes getting ****** sounds so cool
You see Duncan has proved to us
That by all means he is no fool
Everyone who was mentioned
Having a beer with me
I would like to have a beer with Duncan
Oh yeah that makes me happy
I’m a happy dude and I am a party dude
You are an angry dude
Never ever a happy dude