One of the lies That the President told Is “We took him out, And we took him cold!” When the fact of the matter If I may be so bold Is in actuality, The man got rolled
Don’t get me wrong I don’t sympathize With a man that the Whole world should despise The question to ask is Was it wise To remove a man Who’s revered in Iranian eyes
So let’s talk about The alleged threat From the President’s men That’s all you get But an addicted gambler Wouldn’t place a bet On the veracity Of what had them upset
Our missiles are bigger The President says If we compare them With theirs But if we go to war Who the hell cares Besides the undertakers Who increase their shares