This is the third time the
Royals have been shafted
by women from America.

Mrs Simpson, V.R. now
Meghan completes the
zebra crossing tapestry.

They nearly had an Arab
in the hive, but the Queen
decided Dodi was a drone.

So, if Virginia Roberts reveals
Andrew is genitally modified,
he'll be needing a transplant.

"PALACE NOTIFICATION"
Wanted, ******* donor, no
Blacks, Jews or Irish need apply.