The Duchess of Sussex Happens to be black So the racists in Great Britain Don’t know how to act Or how to deal with That salient fact She was born in America Now she’s coming back
Prince Harry loves her And you can tell He told his royal relatives To go to hell But a part-time royal Isn’t easy to sell And the Queen hasn’t Weighed in, as well
They’ll spend half the year In England And the other half here They may lose their allowance Which they’re well aware But the both of them lovebirds Couldn’t give a care There’s enough in their reserves to share
The Duchess of Sussex Has been rebuked Now she’s fed up And so is her Duke She’s not a nigress Nor is she a ***** Those names that they call her Would make anyone puke