He’s an *** kisser And it’s plain to see Where he’s coming from There’s no mystery Clearly he’s not the man That he used to be And it’s becoming obvious If you’re asking me
He’s an *** kisser There’s no doubt He’s not very hard For us to figure out A master at running The zig zag route The Lone Ranger’s horse Is Silver his is Scout
He’s an *** kisser Who likes his role Much like a ***** Working on a stroll Half naked for a trick To behold In inclimate weather But he doesn’t get cold
He’s an *** kisser A kind of succubus Brown nosing it To gain his master’s trust Whom he looks upon With pure lust And so his legacy Is turning into dust