He must think That Evangelicals are forgetting The Bible prophecy Called Armageddon That’s the place Where we seem heading Down the slippery ***** That we’re sledding
He places little value On God’s word He thinks he knows best But that’s absurd See he’s a mere mortal Though it hasn’t occurred Because the Judgement of God Has been deferred
Clearly, he doesn’t believe In heaven or hell And that isn’t very hard For us to tell He appears to be under The devil’s spell But don’t get me wrong, I still wish him well
Now he’s in the pawn shop About to hock His Evangelical supporters The whole ****** flock See there’s no need for him To take stock When not nary a member Is prepared to balk