We should ask the locals
not the science fictionists
about glow ball warming.

In Ireland, for example, we
live beneath black veils of
low cloud, even on Sunday's.

It's as cold as a dog's nose
here and wet as a ducks
breakfast, most the time.

Ryan Air white outs is
what we are known as
on the Costa Brava.

My brother Willie is an
Albino he loves Mallow
never been out of the town.

In France an umbrella is
called a Para Sol, here they
are known as Para Pluie's.

Gene Kelly's favourite song
was " Singing in the Rain "
could be our national anthem.

I think Greta Thunberg should
come and live here, she would
suffer far less delusional anxiety.

My doctor told me that I was
mentally deficient, so I started
taking Willie's Vitamin D.