You are not a poet Till you can make words rhyme It’s a crime You commit every time.. Come on really, every single line ! Of a fine poet has to be divine ? Of course, by its very design A poem is not a mime Didn’t you read the sign It clearly says “Poems must be Sublime” So don’t let there be dust where there can be grime It’s so simple, why use lemon when you can chose lime It’s like calling someone when you can Facetime But, but,.. I like calling and lemons and dust Iron oxide can at times be better than rust Doesn’t love sound better than lust Do I really need to earn my crust When I can earn a living or a livelihood I’m not sure I’ve understood I think I’ll sit and brood Over my absolute lack of finesse, aesthetic ability and talent.