It’s absurd! Since when have you heard, Of a jury in bed with the defense? Thus nullifying the suspense If between the two, there’s collusion Then the verdict is a foregone conclusion If it’s a wink and a smile, Why go on with the trial?
Before engaging those fools Pelosi wants to know the rules Which is a reasonable request Because its been related What McConnell clearly stated He’s coordinating with that louse Who resides in the White House Thus challenging Pelosi to a joust
If the jury is not impartial No matter what evidence is marshaled It’s clear that the deck is stacked So why choose to get in A battle you just can’t win Who cares about their canards When Pelosi’s still holding the cards And can choose when the action starts
Senator Mitch McConnell Like the farmer Old McDonald Thinks of the senate as his farm Where he decides which seeds to sow In order for the crops to grow But what he harvests will be bare Cuz there are weeds everywhere And Pelosi’s taking his dare