Giuliani says He’s more of a Jew Than George Soros Yet he’s less of a Christian Than most Catholics may forgive him At Christmas Mass But, will their Holy Host?
A casual observer Might claim That Giuliani’s insane For conspiracy hunting Over in the ukraine Trying to muddy the waters And sully Joe Biden’s name But you know what he’s doing is a crying shame
In the 9/11 aftermath, He earned universal praise, But that was a long time ago Not so much these days He’s running all over the world Acting like he’s en-crazed His fifteen minutes of fame extended There’s no doubt celebrity pays
Corrupt racketeering charges Will be dropped on him any day When he gets his comeuppance For crimes he’s put into play Some think it’s his just deserts But here is the thing about it They say karma often hurts And he’ll get his in Eastern District spurts