Thinking people say That he must be insane To allow Putin to continue To pull his chain When Putin should be The President’s bane He’s ex-KGB Ya know what I’m sayin’
But the President takes Putin’s word like gospel And he readiy repeats it That’s how we can tell Putin must have him Underneath his spell So without a handbasket He’s going to hell
Some say that he Is simply hypnotized Others believe He’s been mesmerized Or maybe it’s that He’s poorly advised Or a Russian asset Who believes his lies
Some say it’s beyond Being tragic Putin must have His own brand of magic Or maybe he uses Some kind of gadget To make the President Act like a maggot