I'm up before the rooster
Cork a doodle doo boy.

The River Blackwater is
flooded, Global Wetting.

Fortunately the town of
Mallow is on high ground.

Any day now we will have
an iceberg in the park.

A symbiotic contradiction
we will be growing lemons.

Boy O' Diversity is an Irish
lad with mixed feelings.

Gay Mary Byrne was a TV
host who never came out.