The Queen is frequently
seen in green

Forget about the 40 shades,
because theres nothing in-
-between.

I think its the leprechauns
who she once thought were
pawns.

Prince Charles is in waiting,
practicing, his yawns.

The Scots have had enough,
Sturgeon is calling their bluff.

In Ulster a crisis, Sinn Fein
have just about enough.

But Auld Liz is in no rush,
A Paddy in hand, is better
than two, in Shepherds Bush.