A giant has been messing With me. It played with my Emotions Like a cat toys With a Mouse. When I hopped up It knocked me down With a flick of its Finger. I played opossum; It picked me up And patted my head Gently. When I forgave it For hurting me, It left me clinging To the phone Like a teenage girl Waiting for her Date. It never showed That night. The next day It delivered unapologetically. Yet it stole my faith When it Departed. I hate giants! In retrospect, I learned a giant May be strong And even have A huge heart, But on the flip side It creates huge piles of ****!
The Giant Auto Dealership in Franklin, Pa., is the object of this poem, but I hope it works metaphorically for many situations. DO NOT GO TO The Giant!! It was the worst new car buying experience of my life!!!! I feel a bit better now. Thank you!!!