From the message that he’s sending Lindsey Graham is not pretending That there will be another ending For the guy that he’s been friending He’s pretty much resigned Because he’s made up his mind That no matter what they find He’s going with the party’s line
And you already knew That goes for Mitch McConnell too Soas they skip to my loo Give ‘em both a great big boo They represent the worst And their conclusions are rehearsed See they will not be reversed Even though they all are cursed
Dollars to donuts that he’ll run Lindsey Graham’s a chameleon Who changes colors with the sun But hopefully he’ll be undone He’s a bootlicker supreme A tyrant in the making’s dream whoAnd righteous though he may seem He’s not on this country’s team
He’s clearly an enigma Who is saddled with the stigma Of having a heart that is maligna In fact he’s the prime paradigma I can think of no one better To wear the President’s varsity sweater With a big T as his letter Like a sycophantic debtor