The problem about
farts, is, one can only
reverse them for so
long, because they
can't be trusted and
when you do, they
become liquid air.

A condition known as
Herbivores Dilemma,
listen to Cows going
through a gate, or, it
be simulated easily
by dropping a deck
of cards individually.


ps.

This is not a #MooToo
poem, it is PC and has
been approved by the
Irish Bovine Society
which has an equal
proportion of female
members in committee.